1 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:33,740 Hello, Millstone Manor. 2 00:00:34,060 --> 00:00:35,060 Who do you want? 3 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:36,500 Mr. Enfrith. 4 00:00:36,740 --> 00:00:38,160 Well, hang on, I'll just wake him. 5 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:40,020 Mr. Enfrith? 6 00:00:40,780 --> 00:00:41,780 Mr. Enfrith? 7 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,400 Oh, Mavis. It's your mother. 8 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:46,280 Well, to this time of the morning. 9 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:48,560 She's probably been to all night bingo. 10 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Hello, Mother. 11 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,740 Yes, yes, that was a girl's voice you heard. 12 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,080 Yes, she's the cook. 13 00:00:58,900 --> 00:01:00,380 Yes, I help her in the kitchen. 14 00:01:01,950 --> 00:01:04,170 No, I'm not in the kitchen now. I'm in bed. 15 00:01:06,330 --> 00:01:07,330 Shelling peas. 16 00:01:08,390 --> 00:01:10,170 I don't want her to know too much. 17 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:13,190 No, she's just brought something up for me. 18 00:01:15,090 --> 00:01:16,090 My breakfast. 19 00:01:17,630 --> 00:01:21,090 Mother, I'm sitting up in bed with a boiled egg and half a dozen soldiers. 20 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,110 Hello? Hello, are you there? 21 00:01:26,030 --> 00:01:28,130 The toast... Soldiers, Mother. 22 00:01:28,510 --> 00:01:29,730 Yes, to dipping me egg. 23 00:01:30,650 --> 00:01:33,390 Now, I'd better have it now, otherwise it'll get cold. Bye -bye. 24 00:01:34,170 --> 00:01:36,150 Haven't you told her that we're bunking up together? 25 00:01:37,110 --> 00:01:40,010 It's very old -fashioned, my mother. She thinks I ought to save myself. 26 00:01:40,390 --> 00:01:42,670 I think it's about time you cashed yourself in. 27 00:01:42,950 --> 00:01:44,990 I've waited so long, I'd probably bounce. 28 00:01:45,850 --> 00:01:48,890 No. Do you want to take the top off, or shall I do it? 29 00:01:49,230 --> 00:01:50,230 I beg your pardon? 30 00:01:50,450 --> 00:01:51,450 Your egg! 31 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,600 weren't jumpy this morning. 32 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:55,740 I've had a very disturbed nightmare. 33 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,300 I dreamt I was married to Elizabeth Taylor. 34 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:01,600 Me truck had gone out of control down the Avenue of Stars. 35 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,520 I got Joan Crawford on the bonnet and then the phone rang. 36 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,760 Well, hurry up and finish your egg. 37 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:10,680 We've got to help the dad plant the taters. He's done his backing. 38 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:13,860 What's that back? 39 00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:16,420 Oh, that'll be Captain Peacock and Miss Lovelock. 40 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:21,000 Fixing the room up for Miss Brom. Hurry up. 41 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:35,259 picture Mr. 42 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:36,260 Grace left me. 43 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,540 They might be useful to cover up blank walls. 44 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,700 I'm not sure that the plaster will hold them. 45 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,120 Look! 46 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,860 This is Wilfred, the fourth Earl of Millstone. 47 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,040 Apparently there was a terrible scandal. 48 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:51,020 His wife's younger sister, Leonora, fell madly in love with him. 49 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:53,340 Look. Terribly handsome. 50 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,280 They had an assignation in this very attic. 51 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,800 His wife followed them and shot them both dead. 52 00:02:59,340 --> 00:03:01,540 I think there's a picture of her as well. I'll go and get it. 53 00:03:21,550 --> 00:03:22,550 Come in. 54 00:03:27,170 --> 00:03:28,910 Eleanor. Wilfred. 55 00:03:29,110 --> 00:03:31,890 Oh. Crush me in your strong arm. 56 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:38,550 One whiff of your heady perfume and reason flies, leaving me at the mercy of 57 00:03:38,550 --> 00:03:39,550 unbridled passion. 58 00:03:39,870 --> 00:03:40,870 Is it mad? 59 00:03:41,110 --> 00:03:44,710 Mad? I'm caught like a leaf in the water, Vala. 60 00:03:44,990 --> 00:03:46,270 As you ever want me. 61 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:48,190 Consumation will wait no longer. 62 00:03:48,510 --> 00:03:50,290 Enough of wooing. Now. 63 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:51,960 For doing! 64 00:03:54,140 --> 00:03:57,880 I couldn't let you in. I cannot look at you. 65 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:00,880 It is. 66 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:02,460 This is the wife. 67 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,440 Oh, no wonder he went for the youngest. 68 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:09,500 I think it would look rather good over here. 69 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,020 Well, we'll try anyway. 70 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:13,900 Now then, about there. 71 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:23,840 But it's only covered with paper. 72 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,340 Pay attention, everybody. 73 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:34,880 We don't want this potato -planting business to take too long, so I devised 74 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,260 system which is rather more modern than the old -fashioned way of doing things. 75 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:41,440 It's perfectly simple. I shall drive the tractor and make two trenches. 76 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:45,420 Mrs. Slocum will tow the potato trailer, Miss Brahms will sit on the potato 77 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:48,680 trailer and pass the potatoes to Mr. Humphreys, who will put them in the 78 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:53,010 trenches. Now, Mr. Humphreys, put them in... 14 inches apart. Is that clear? Do 79 00:04:53,010 --> 00:04:55,010 I put them in with the eyes down or the eyes up? 80 00:04:55,890 --> 00:04:56,890 It really matters. 81 00:04:57,170 --> 00:05:00,310 If they spend a week or two trying to discover which way is up, we're going to 82 00:05:00,310 --> 00:05:01,310 get a late crop. 83 00:05:01,790 --> 00:05:02,790 Oh, very well. 84 00:05:02,930 --> 00:05:04,830 Eyes up. Right, to your posts. 85 00:05:05,970 --> 00:05:09,870 It's all very well being self -sufficient, but I never thought I'd see 86 00:05:09,870 --> 00:05:14,030 the back of a trailer slinging spuds. It's very third world, isn't it? A 87 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:16,650 trailer. Look at it. It hasn't even got a seat. 88 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:21,500 Well, if you like, Miss Brahms, you can sit on the tractor and I'll sit on the 89 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:25,220 potatoes. No, it's all right. We don't want to mash before they get into the 90 00:05:25,220 --> 00:05:26,220 bread. 91 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:30,960 If you're going to get up my nose, perhaps it's as well that Captain 92 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,640 fixing up the spare attic for you. 93 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:35,640 Is everybody ready? 94 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:37,300 Yes. 95 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,820 Start tractors. 96 00:07:12,270 --> 00:07:16,190 in the trenches and those that are far more than 14 inches apart you'll have to 97 00:07:16,190 --> 00:07:20,790 do better than that it's perfectly simple merely a matter of coordination 98 00:07:20,790 --> 00:07:27,130 eyes up potato entrench eyes up potato entrench move 14 inches eyes up potato 99 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:30,070 entrench eyes up potato entrench move 100 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,560 It's in here. 101 00:08:06,340 --> 00:08:08,740 Oh, poor pussy. 102 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:11,160 I wonder how it got there. 103 00:08:11,420 --> 00:08:12,920 Perhaps it was chasing a mouse. 104 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:14,560 What part was that? 105 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,400 Perhaps it didn't catch a mouse. 106 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:19,560 How did you find it? 107 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:23,860 We were decorating the attic for you, Miss Browns. I'm not sleeping in a room 108 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:24,860 with a dead cat. 109 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:29,060 Look, they've covered it, covered the hole with newspaper. 110 00:08:30,940 --> 00:08:32,179 It's got a date on it. 111 00:08:33,350 --> 00:08:34,350 1790. 112 00:08:34,610 --> 00:08:38,570 Now, this would indicate that the poor animal has been there, well, over 200 113 00:08:38,570 --> 00:08:41,630 years. Oh, I've never seen one of those before. 114 00:08:41,830 --> 00:08:43,789 A 200 -year -old pussy. 115 00:08:45,710 --> 00:08:47,690 Well, what are we going to do with it? 116 00:08:47,910 --> 00:08:52,770 Well, I think we ought to give it a decent burial somewhere near the chapel 117 00:08:52,770 --> 00:08:54,530 a nice stone over it. 118 00:08:54,830 --> 00:08:56,390 But we don't know its name. 119 00:08:57,050 --> 00:08:58,550 Well, it could be a tourist attraction. 120 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:01,010 The Tomb of the Unknown Pussy. 121 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:05,820 No, I don't think it should be buried. I mean, it could be of interest to the 122 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:06,799 local museum. 123 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,980 Oh, yes, I read about that in the paper. That's where they've got that 124 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:11,240 fossilised bog man. 125 00:09:11,540 --> 00:09:12,600 Where did they find him? 126 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 The local bog. 127 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,760 Had he been there long? 128 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,500 About 5 ,000 years. 129 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:24,840 I bet there was a queue outside. 130 00:09:28,970 --> 00:09:32,450 we are trying to make, Mr. Humphreys, is that objects like this, in a decent 131 00:09:32,450 --> 00:09:36,630 state of preservation, are of interest to antiquarians and should not be 132 00:09:37,170 --> 00:09:38,350 I'll make some inquiries. 133 00:09:38,630 --> 00:09:43,230 Oh, yes, there's bound to be an association for the preservation of 134 00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:44,230 pussies. 135 00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:47,150 Let's go and look in the yellow pages. 136 00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:49,190 We'll let our vendors do the walking. 137 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:57,910 It's very good of you to drive us to the museum, Miss Lovelock. Oh, that's all 138 00:09:57,910 --> 00:10:00,030 right. I'm the only one who knows where it is. 139 00:10:01,830 --> 00:10:03,330 You handle it very well. 140 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,370 Well, I'd often drive Mr. Grace. 141 00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:09,910 He loved the motion, you know, bouncing up and down while I was cracking the 142 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:14,030 wind. You know, despite his age, he was his happiest when we went flat out. 143 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:16,570 I'd like to try that sometime. 144 00:10:19,090 --> 00:10:22,450 Oh, it's so romantic, travelling along like this. 145 00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:28,450 One almost expects a handsome highwayman to leap out of a cop's stride. 146 00:10:30,570 --> 00:10:32,670 Crystal and death turned into liver. 147 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:37,070 That should get the adrenaline going. Yeah, all you get nowadays is some yobbo 148 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,110 on a lampretta who snatches your handbag. 149 00:10:39,650 --> 00:10:41,130 Is that castle right? 150 00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:42,470 It's in the box. 151 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:48,750 Miss Lovelock, would you try to avoid the potholes? 152 00:10:48,990 --> 00:10:51,510 These seats are rather firmly involved. 153 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:17,960 Now, you all go and find the curator, and I'll park the horse. 154 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:23,460 Take my hand, Mrs. Slocum. Oh, I'm still vibrating after that cobbled street. 155 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:30,120 Well, it might be romantic, Mrs. Slocum, but it's no good for the rheumatics, is 156 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,420 it? Take them on the side, monkey. 157 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:37,040 Are you sure you're all right, Captain Peacock? I've parked Centurion tanks, 158 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,360 Miss Lovelock. I think I can manage a small pony and trap. 159 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,680 Be up, Nellie. 160 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:42,860 Come on. 161 00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:57,450 Don't do anything we'd be ashamed of. 162 00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:04,710 There must be someone. 163 00:12:08,070 --> 00:12:09,070 We're shot. 164 00:12:10,050 --> 00:12:16,870 I said we were shot. 165 00:12:18,490 --> 00:12:24,650 I wish to see the curator of this museum. I have a pussy of great 166 00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:40,290 Yes, most interesting. 167 00:12:40,790 --> 00:12:43,530 We have a few similar mummified felines in our collection. 168 00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:46,450 And it's in a remarkable state of preservation. 169 00:12:46,990 --> 00:12:48,130 Was there nobody with it? 170 00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:52,990 None. I ask purely, you see, because many years ago, it was the practice to 171 00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:57,550 animals with their martyrs. Do you know, we once discovered a Saxon king buried 172 00:12:57,550 --> 00:12:58,369 with his horse. 173 00:12:58,370 --> 00:12:59,630 Well, this was in the attic. 174 00:12:59,830 --> 00:13:01,050 They'd never have got one up the stairs. 175 00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:06,750 Yes, well, we would be delighted to accept it as an exhibit. Now, while 176 00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:08,650 here, we have one or two other interesting items. 177 00:13:09,070 --> 00:13:11,870 This here is the tooth of a mastodon. 178 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:16,790 This is a very large animal which roamed these parts many, many years ago, long 179 00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:20,530 before the Ice Age. Very similar to an elephant, only much, much larger. 180 00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:22,030 Is that all you've got? 181 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:24,550 Well, the tail was found 150 feet away. 182 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:25,870 What happened to the middle? 183 00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:29,330 We couldn't get it there without demolishing the express dairy. 184 00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:32,270 Now, follow me. 185 00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:35,950 This, this is very interesting. 186 00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:38,580 This is Neff, but it isn't. 187 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:45,060 This is particularly interesting here, but we are not sure whether this is part 188 00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:49,000 of the wing of a pterodactyl or a rather old umbrella. 189 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:53,060 We are waiting with bated breath for the carbon dating. 190 00:13:56,760 --> 00:14:00,280 And this is the famous bog man. 191 00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:02,640 Would you say he was Neanderthal? 192 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:05,480 It's very hard to date here, you see. 193 00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:07,730 I shouldn't think anyone would want to. 194 00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:11,890 The only tool we have are the flint implements they used at the time. 195 00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:17,110 We think he was a potter. Do you see? He still has his tool in his hand. 196 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:19,730 It's very well preserved. 197 00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:28,750 Funny thing happened. 198 00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:31,010 I went up to milk Daisy. 199 00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:33,710 She gave a couple of squirts. 200 00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:34,930 Then she... 201 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:37,910 Rattling before Dad? 202 00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:39,410 What are you cooking? 203 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:40,830 Lemon meringue pie. 204 00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:45,830 Oh, I'll have a bit of that when it is ready. I'll just go and wash me hands. 205 00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:52,430 Oh, it's nice and warm in here. It was quite chilly on that track. 206 00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:53,830 It's ridiculous. 207 00:14:54,050 --> 00:14:56,610 Giving me a ticket for parking a horse. 208 00:14:57,270 --> 00:15:00,170 What do you expect if you leave it on a double yellow line? 209 00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:03,510 Oh, there's not many of those around. Where did you park? 210 00:15:04,010 --> 00:15:05,010 Near the museum. 211 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:08,450 And Peacock found a dried -up moggy in the attic, so we give it to him. 212 00:15:08,670 --> 00:15:11,430 You found a dried -up cat in the attic? 213 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,650 Yes, in a hole in the wall. 214 00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:14,970 And you took it away? 215 00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:17,710 Yes. Oh, you shouldn't have done that! 216 00:15:19,430 --> 00:15:22,630 You definitely shouldn't have done that at all! 217 00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:25,470 No wonder Daisy dried up. 218 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,010 Well, that cat was put there for a reason. 219 00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:30,150 It's to bring good luck upon the house. 220 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:34,610 It cancels out the bad and brings in the good. Oh, superstitious nonsense. 221 00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:39,190 you may say that, but look what happened at the old millhouse when that young 222 00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:41,350 couple moved in. Well, what happened? 223 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:42,990 We never found out. 224 00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:44,970 Doesn't seem very conclusive. 225 00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:50,170 There's an old saying round these parts. 226 00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:56,590 Take a cat from the wall, bad luck shall befall. 227 00:15:58,130 --> 00:16:02,350 You find it in a niche, leave it where it is. 228 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,280 no rise. 229 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:09,640 Mr. Rumble, are you all right? 230 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,040 I must sit down. 231 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:16,280 I went to the bathroom, I pulled the chain, and the whole system fell on my 232 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,280 head. 233 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,600 I was lucky not to be killed. 234 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:23,120 When you're pulling the chain, watch out for the brain. 235 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:29,920 Don't, don't mock, Mr. Enfrid. Me and Dad take this very serious. 236 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:33,940 Well, we were very nearly hit by that holiday coach coming back. 237 00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:37,330 Well, I think we can put that down to Captain Peacock's driving. 238 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:44,150 Mind you, there was also that poor man who collapsed in the museum. 239 00:16:44,430 --> 00:16:48,250 Well, the ferrule of your umbrella up his nose might have had some bearing. 240 00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:50,010 It's started. 241 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:56,850 I'll not set foot in this house till that tat is back in the wall. 242 00:16:57,890 --> 00:16:59,130 You come and go. 243 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:01,050 I'm thinking, Dad. 244 00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:03,910 Well, let me know when you've thumped. 245 00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:09,010 I, for one, shall stick it out. 246 00:17:09,210 --> 00:17:10,589 What about you, Mr. Rumbolt? 247 00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:14,490 Oh, I shall certainly stick it out. What about you, Mr. Rumbolt? Are you going 248 00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:15,490 to stick it out? 249 00:17:17,849 --> 00:17:19,510 I shall do my very best. 250 00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,150 Mind you, I'm not promising anything. 251 00:17:23,329 --> 00:17:26,310 Well, I'm staying, and I am unanimous in that. 252 00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:28,450 Well, I'm starving. 253 00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:32,190 Is there anything to eat? Oh, we've got a nice lemon meringue pie in the oven. 254 00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:33,330 Fantastic. 255 00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:37,290 favorite. Right, you get it out, Mr. Ophrys. There's ovencloth on the side. 256 00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:38,550 I'll get the plate. 257 00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,650 Whatever it was, I hope it's not coming in here. 258 00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,430 Let's all keep quiet. It might go away. 259 00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:33,290 You're all being hysterical. 260 00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:36,550 It's Jessica. 261 00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:38,930 No, what was that scream? 262 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:42,510 It was like an old turd filling a bucket with a pump in his pyjamas. 263 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:46,190 You see, everything has a perfectly normal explanation. 264 00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:48,950 I wouldn't have thought it was normal having a pump in your pyjamas. 265 00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:58,890 over the table tonight suddenly went terribly cold and for no apparent reason 266 00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:02,350 there was a gust of wind and the windows blew open. Do you know, it's funny you 267 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:06,010 should say that. I wasn't going to say anything because I thought you'd laugh 268 00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:11,830 but just before I came downstairs the lights in my bedroom flickered off and 269 00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:18,810 and then me drawers flew open and I promised you they were not 270 00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:20,530 touched by human hands. 271 00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:22,670 Was there any wind? 272 00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:31,070 Are they male or female? 273 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:35,630 Well, they don't know what they are, but they get up to all sorts of tricks, and 274 00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:36,890 they usually do it at night. 275 00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:38,430 I've met one or two of those. 276 00:19:40,370 --> 00:19:43,690 You're all letting your imagination run away with you. There's probably a 277 00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:45,150 perfectly logical explanation. 278 00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:50,030 I mean, the floors are bound to be uneven in a house of this age, and Mrs. 279 00:19:50,110 --> 00:19:54,350 Slocum's drawers probably dropped open due to the vibration caused by a passing 280 00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:55,610 lorry. Captain... 281 00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:59,910 I can assure you that it would take more than a passing lorry to make my drawers 282 00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:00,910 fall to the ground. 283 00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:06,650 You still haven't explained what come out the oven, either. Well, I suppose 284 00:20:06,650 --> 00:20:10,510 there's just a chance I could have used bicarbonate of soda instead of sugar. 285 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:14,410 There you are, you see. A perfectly reasonable explanation. 286 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:15,790 Mystery solved. 287 00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:20,270 Who left a dead pig on the stairs? 288 00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:32,130 Perhaps Mr. Moulton ordered one from the butchers and was bringing it into the 289 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,690 kitchen to show us when he was distracted. 290 00:20:34,270 --> 00:20:36,330 Probably by the thud of Mrs. Slocum's drawers. 291 00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:38,350 Well, 292 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:39,990 I am going to bed. 293 00:20:40,510 --> 00:20:44,870 And to demonstrate the little credence that I give to the paranormal, I shall 294 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:48,270 sleep in the attic, in the room vacated by the dead cat. 295 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,870 And you, Miss Lovelock, may have my room. 296 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,590 Well, I think that was very gallant of him. Is there a spare hot water bottle? 297 00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:59,310 Now, Miss Lovelock, if you're at all worried about anything, do remember that 298 00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:01,710 Miss Brahms and I share the room next door. 299 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,970 Yes, and she has tittles under the bed. 300 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:09,770 And at the slightest hint of anything amiss, she runs straight up the 301 00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:14,430 Just for the record, there is no pig on the stairs. You must have imagined it. 302 00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:16,450 Well, I never. 303 00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:21,350 That would seem to cast some doubt upon my sanity. And yet, mentally, everything 304 00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:23,010 seems to be working perfectly normally. 305 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,210 Twelve eights are nine to six. 306 00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:27,390 Reykjavik is the capital of Iceland. 307 00:21:28,110 --> 00:21:30,810 Hadrian's Wall was built by Hadrian. Yes, it's all there. 308 00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:38,430 Who left six pounds of pork sausages on the passage? 309 00:21:39,570 --> 00:21:43,070 Oh, that's my fault. I left them there while I was folding my umbrella. 310 00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:46,490 Oh, sir, don't go back to that attic, I beg you. 311 00:21:46,690 --> 00:21:50,530 Well, you'll be lying there all by yourself, facing forces unknown. 312 00:21:51,790 --> 00:21:53,410 Come and bunk up with me and Mr. Enfrid. 313 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:58,370 That's very kind of you, Mavis, but I'd rather face the unknown. 314 00:21:59,530 --> 00:22:01,450 Oh, now I needn't change me pyjamas. 315 00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:14,070 Now then, shall I take a sleeping pill so that I don't know what's happening, 316 00:22:14,070 --> 00:22:16,290 shall I take a tranquilizer so I don't care? 317 00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:19,210 Take both. 318 00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:20,790 You know what I think? 319 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,700 I think we ought to go and ask for our cat back and put it back in that hole. 320 00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:27,100 I quite agree, Miss Brahms. 321 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:33,740 You know, I can't believe that a passing lorry could move a heavy thing like 322 00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:34,740 this. 323 00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:36,100 I'll tell you what. 324 00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:39,860 Why don't you pretend you're a heavy lorry and jump up and down and see if 325 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:40,860 fall out again? 326 00:22:54,190 --> 00:22:55,850 She's pretending to be a happy lorry. 327 00:22:56,690 --> 00:22:57,690 Juggernaut, more like. 328 00:22:59,110 --> 00:23:00,110 Ooh, 329 00:23:00,410 --> 00:23:02,550 that girl gets right up my nose. 330 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,810 Between you and me, Miss Brahms, you know what I think she is? 331 00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:08,930 What? 332 00:23:09,230 --> 00:23:10,230 What? 333 00:23:13,210 --> 00:23:14,210 A tart. 334 00:23:17,310 --> 00:23:19,650 Miss Brahms, bung up that keyhole. 335 00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:48,680 Mr. Humphreys, I can hear an horrible ghostly knocking sound. 336 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:55,580 Mr. Humphreys, I can hear an horrible ghostly knocking sound. 337 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,660 Well, stick your fingers in your ears, right? 338 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:02,080 Captain Peacock! 339 00:25:02,380 --> 00:25:04,300 Captain Peacock! 340 00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:07,860 Begone, evil thing! 341 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,840 Stop it, Rumble! 342 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,320 Oh, no. 343 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:19,920 What do you want? 344 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:24,400 I've just heard a nun singing in the bathroom. 345 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:27,180 Well, I suppose they had to go like everybody else. 346 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,320 Can I come in with you? 347 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,280 No, I'll come in with you. 348 00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:40,480 Mr. Empress, have you noticed how the temperature's dropped? 349 00:25:40,980 --> 00:25:42,440 I'm trying to ignore it. 350 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,720 Well, I think there's something we can't see trying to tell us something we 351 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:47,720 don't know. 352 00:25:48,139 --> 00:25:49,139 Very likely. 353 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,720 If we're not careful, we're going to wake up dead. 354 00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:57,360 That'll give us something to talk about. 355 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:09,300 Mr. Humphreys, do you feel a rising up? 356 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,980 Yes, I do, and if that isn't paranormal, I don't know what is. 357 00:26:17,690 --> 00:26:18,690 Well, 358 00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:21,650 something's doing it, and it's getting worse. 359 00:26:25,030 --> 00:26:27,590 Perhaps we ought to see if everything's all right with Mr. Humphreys. 360 00:26:38,150 --> 00:26:39,350 Anything paranormal? 361 00:26:40,030 --> 00:26:41,910 No, certainly unusual. 362 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:04,840 I've heard of that, Miss Clark. 363 00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:55,250 What if we could see the person who attended to us yesterday? 364 00:27:55,450 --> 00:27:56,450 I believe he's a curator. 365 00:27:56,910 --> 00:27:57,970 He's in the museum. 366 00:27:58,830 --> 00:28:01,830 They've just gone to fetch him. Thank you. He's in the museum. 367 00:28:05,570 --> 00:28:08,150 May we ask you a small favor? 368 00:28:08,430 --> 00:28:11,250 I have no time to do any more favors. My wife has just left me. 369 00:28:11,510 --> 00:28:14,650 The pterodactyl's wing turned out to be an old umbrella after all. 370 00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:19,770 Someone has stolen the bogman's tool and substituted it with a bottle of Tizer. 371 00:28:19,890 --> 00:28:20,890 And now... 372 00:28:23,110 --> 00:28:25,070 Can we have our cat back? 373 00:28:25,310 --> 00:28:29,150 Oh, take anything you like, madam. Take anything you like. It's been nothing but 374 00:28:29,150 --> 00:28:30,210 a catalogue of disasters. 375 00:28:30,730 --> 00:28:37,550 He must be over here in the petrified 376 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:38,550 pussy section. 377 00:28:38,730 --> 00:28:40,430 The question is, which one is ours? 378 00:28:40,830 --> 00:28:42,570 Well, there's only one way to find out. 379 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,620 Mommy's taking you home.